I tried to make it all the way through Super Bowl Sunday but couldn’t take it because they kept interrupting the commercials with some football game—hardly proper, considering that the Hyundai Genesis won Car of the Year. And why all the pigskin praise when Kay Jewelers, according to Jane Seymour, "have brought more hearts together than, well, just about anyone." (More hearts than God, Jane? Check yourself, Dr. Quinn.) I did watch the Hyundai Genesis Kicko...