Re: Matt’s Griffey post the other day: Hey, remember when Junior used to rap? Wait…no?! Oh boy. You gotta check out The Way I Swing. So many lyrical miracles.

It goes two for the bass and one for the treble/
Griffey’s gonna take the party to another level/
When I swing I bring bass like an earthquake/
To either make a homerun or make the house shake/
Writing the kinda rhymes that you just can’t get with/
My homie Kid makin the beats as funky as an armpit/
Take the beat and get dope, but not crack/
I mean the kind of dope that’s far from WACK!

BTW the single costs like $250.

-web editor Andrew Matson