Open Letter

To Pam Roach, Who Wants Everyone to Learn Cursive

Let me tell you what I tell all of my struggling students…

02/20/2017

Open Letter

To Kim Jong-un, Who Could Apparently Blow Us Up

Come at us bro.

01/23/2017

Open Letter

An Open Letter to the City Council, Who Wants to Wage War on Cars

I can't drive 25.

11/16/2016

Open Letter

An Open Letter to Hope Solo

Keep doing you, girl.

10/20/2016

Open Letter

An Open Letter to Washington's Attorney General, Who Is Suing Comcast

We live to underserve you.

09/20/2016

Open Letter

An Open Letter to Those in Need of Affordable Housing in Seattle

I'm just worried about my exquisite view.

08/22/2016

Open Letter

To Seattleites Who Still Despise ‘The Real World’

Sometimes reality is so boring, guys.

07/18/2016

Open Letter

To the Snake Ripping Off My Dog's Talent Show Tricks

I’ll have you know that I take no pleasure in writing this letter.

05/23/2016

Open Letter

Dear White People Who Plan to Party on Cinco de Mayo

Leave me out of this.

04/28/2016

Open Letter

Dear Pearl Jam,

Why don't you guys play more Seattle concerts?

03/28/2016

Open Letter

Dear Jeff Bezos:

Congratulations on Long Now!

01/05/2016

Open Letter

Dear Glowforge:

Business opportunity, pls respond

12/08/2015

The Sporting Life

Dear Harry the Husky:

Long time no sniff!

11/02/2015

Open Letter

Dear Seattle Art Museum

Um, why did you have to ban selfie sticks?

04/27/2015 By Ambyr Tenanbaum