Price Scale

Overstuffed, underpriced grills and melts feel exactly right amid the brick walls, cracked cement floors, motorcycle kitsch, and really loud music. Slightly divey Smarty Pants elevates the humble sandwich to a new status entirely. Like the Gringa, in which succulent pork freshened with lime juice arrives piled on a mayo-slathered, toasted french roll with tomato and lettuce. Or the Lil’ Philly, featuring a grilled mess of roast beef, onions, and peppers, topped with melting swiss, piqued with horseradish, and heaped to heaven inside a toasted roll. Miraculously, the coleslaw and potato salad sides are both fresh and feisty. Even more miraculously, the whole basketful—enough for two regular appetites or one enormous one—costs less than $13.

Meal Times
Breakfast, Brunch, Dinner, Happy Hour, Late Night, Lunch
Good to Know
Outdoor Dining, Takeout

Smarty Pants

6017 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA, 98108
Georgetown  •  206-762-4777
Mon–Fri 11am–midnight <br /> Sat 9am–midnight<br/>Sun 9am–4pm