Lots of places offer all-day breakfast and huge portions. How many offer all that plus crayons and paper for the kids, a jukebox in every booth, antique lunch boxes on the walls, a vintage Batmobile you can ride in, and Peppy the dancing clown? Eggs are served as piles (fried over hash browns), hobos (scrambled with hash browns), or omelets (alongside hash browns), and the juice is fresh-squeezed.