Humor site Pleated Jeans posted a mesmerizing chart earlier this week that's far more riveting than those blue & red breakdowns of the 50 states. This one highlights each state's no. 1 ranking. In a bad way.

Massachusetts, for example, ranks no. 1 in "worst drivers," Nebraska is no. 1 in "violence against females," Utah is no. 1 in "porn usage," Arizona is no. 1 in "alcoholism," Pennsylvania is no. 1 in "arson," etc.

Washington? No. 1 in "bestiality." (At least judging from reported cases—4 in 2010.)