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Seattle comedian Andy Haynes on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, September 8, 2010

Courtesy Dana Edelson/NBC

“I GET CALLED gay a lot. I’ve been getting called gay my whole life. I was raised by my mom and was a really effeminate kid, and in the fifth grade I was really into figure skating. So I’m used to it. But this guy called me gay the other day. He called me gay because I’m a vegetarian. Yeah, he was like, “You don’t eat meat? Queer!” I was like, How mad is he going to be when he finds out what gay dudes are really doing? It’s not vegetables, bro.”

Published in the Best Restaurants issue of Seattle Met.