One-Sentence Stories January 2014

You Can’t Be Too Safe?

After the state Supreme Court prohibited the banning of guns in public places, library patrons may continue packing heat in the stacks.

I Swear It’s Not Mine

A man on his way to court in Cowlitz County for meth possession was arrested when guards found he’d brought a meth pipe to the hearing. 

Speeding into the Future

Two Washington charging stations help make up Tesla’s new West Coast Supercharger Corridor between San Diego and Vancouver, BC.

This Little Piggy Went to Market

We can all stay dry and smell like pigs, thanks to the release of the new bacon-scented deodorant, Power Bacon, from local J&D’s Foods.

What a Catch!

Four men fishing in Elliott Bay pulled up a 350-pound sunfish, a species usually found in tropical waters. Marine biologists suspect it was dining on our jellyfish. 

Published in the Hidden Seattle issue of Seattle Met.