- “How long did it take to drive from Federal Way to Fife when you were a kid, Grandpa?”
- “Hey Uncle Dave, what were you saying about socialist Seattle hosting Crooked Hillary in December?”
- “I bet Colin Kaepernick would’ve whipped that Seahawks offensive line into shape.”
- “Why do you throw away good money by renting? Just buy a cheap little Seattle starter home!”
- “Does anyone recall who the mayor is now? What happened with the last one, again?”
- “Remember that article about the earthquake that will flatten Western Washington and how it could happen any minute?”
- “Alexa, how many candied yams does it take to cause diabetes?”
Published in the Seattle's 100 Best Little Shops issue of Seattle Met.
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