1. Fleet Foxes
You’re sometimes mistaken for an eighteenth-century Scottish shepherd.
You are both a den mother and someone who has made out with Rod Stewart.
3. Quincy Jones
You’ve pulled a hammy swinging to a trumpet solo.
4. Dave Grohl, but not in Nirvana
You watch the Grammys.
5. Those “Louie, Louie” guys
You’ve liked beer ever since you saw Animal House. You still like beer.
6. Blue Scholars
Even your rescue dog volunteers at KEXP.
7. Eddie Vedder with a ukulele
Your sandals are made of vegan leather.