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  1. “How long did it take to drive from Federal Way to Fife when you were a kid, Grandpa?”
  2. “Hey Uncle Dave, what were you saying about socialist Seattle hosting Crooked Hillary in December?”
  3. “I bet Colin Kaepernick would’ve whipped that Seahawks offensive line into shape.”
  4. “Why do you throw away good money by renting? Just buy a cheap little Seattle starter home!”
  5. “Does anyone recall who the mayor is now? What happened with the last one, again?”
  6. “Remember that article about the earthquake that will flatten Western Washington and how it could happen any minute?”
  7. “Alexa, how many candied yams does it take to cause diabetes?”
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