Lake Quinault Lodge, home of Beverly the ghost. Why do ghosts never haunt ugly hotels?

Know what's scary? No, not how long we have to wait for Thanksgiving Turkey (so long!), or 5pm Friday in the Mercer Mess. What's scary are these haunted, spooky, and creep-tastic Northwest destinations. 

Port Gamble. Looks innocent enough.

• Forks: What's creepier, the idea of vampires living on the Olympic Peninsula to stay out of the sunlight, or that a tiny fishing town was easily overrun by Twilight fans? Forks is almost back to normal, but there are still creepy remnants of the phenomenon to be found (like vampire milkshakes, gross).

• Port Gamble: So haunted! The tiny company town of Port Gamble on the Kitsap Peninsula is the site of regular ghost tours and an annual ghost conference. They claim they have the "most haunted" house in the state. But if there's a hellmouth below this burg, it doesn't keep it from being awfully charming.

• Lake Quinault Lodge: Beverly is the resident ghost. The Olympic National Park is the backdrop, and Franklin D. Roosevelt is the president who formed the national park as soon as he arrived at the Lake Quinault Lodge and took a gander at the damp wonderland.

 

Infamous horror author Stephen King may have thoroughly New England roots, but many of his movies were filmed out here. A few of the creepy spots with the Stephen King stamp of scariness:

• Thornwood Castle: Site of the Stephen King miniseries Rose Red, in which the big scary protagonist was a house. (Not a house haunted by ghosts, but the house itself.) Thornwood Castle is actually a hotel just south of Tacoma with four-poster beds and Olmsted-designed gardens—romantic and creepy all at the same time.

Pennywise in Burnaby Village. Save us.

Burnaby Village Museum: The recreated Burnaby Village, an open-air museum just outside Vancouver, BC, was used in the Stephen King movie IT. Including this scene, which is TERRIFYING. Hiding under the desk now.

• Timberline Lodge: Exteriors for The Shining were filmed at the Mount Hood hotel back in 1980. Weird that director Stanley Kubrick didn't want to film in the hotel that actually inspired the book, the Stanley Hotel in Colorado. Too close to home?

• Can't get away? Seattle is plenty haunted itself, you know: Seattle Met's Matthew Halverson took a ghost-hunting trip with the city's ghost-hunting chapter, and James Ross Gardner unearthed a (serial) killer ghost story about undertaker E.R. Butterworth. We even found a haunted house in Georgetown.