This was originally posted on Monday.

As we noted in Morning Fizz, the Lusty Lady is closing. Since the Lusty Lady is famous for its playfully dirty marquee puns—like "W.T. Ohhhhhhh" during the W.T.O. riots or "Nobody's Wearing Green" on St. Patrick's Day or "Stroke of Midnight" whenever—we've decided to do a contest.  What should the final marquee say?

It's Seattle's version of the New Yorker cartoon caption contest.

The winner gets a pair of tickets to to the April 16th Darktime Sunshine show at Neumos, where the the lineup is stacked (!) Not only are DTS performing, but local production king Jake One is spinning and Mash Hall, the Saturday Knights, Helladope, Night Fox, and DJ Swervewon are on the bill as well. Tickets are still available but come up with the punniest dirty ending and they're yours.

Send your submissions (ha!) to