If those burlesque-y Bastille bashes are too bawdy for junior, consider the Corson Building. A shindig is starting there at 3pm and goes until midnight, you don’t need reservations and can show up at the door whenever, and the $35 entrance fee gets you three drink tickets; kids 12 and under are free.

Munchies—oysters, savory and sweet crepes, stews, insert other French foodstuffs—start at $1 and cost no more than $8. The Molly Moon ice cream truck is making a cameo, as is Georgetown vendor Helluva Falafel, chatted up by many to be quite delicious.

While you, adult ones, tipple French cocktails, let the littles partake in carnival games, chicken races, and a Capsar Babypants jam session. Then try your hand at the boccie-like pétanque. If your game’s a tad rusty, study up: