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Whack fol the daddy-o, there’s whiskey in the jar can.

A company called Scottish Spirits is making novelty beverage headlines with its whiskey in a can.

The can contains eight shots of whiskey. Eight shots, in a container you can’t reseal. And here you were worried about Four Loko.

Eater.Com points out that Scottish Spirits also makes a nonalcoholic whiskey, ArKay, marketed to Muslims. The suggested retail on that one is $20.

Come on, world. We can make better stuff than this.