This has nothing to do with Seattle. Instead, it's a way to soothe a morning headache if, say, your apartment building caught on fire and everyone had to stand outside in the rain at 5am. But I would love to hear from Seattle's slam poets. Who does it better: Tom Hanks spitting rhymes about Full House on Jimmy Fallon, or the classic Mike Myers slam in So I Married an Axe Murderer? Discuss.