Comedy

WONDER WHAT JERRY SEINFELD has been up to lately (aside from producing the so-bad-it’s-good TV show The Marriage Ref)? He’s not planning a Seinfeld comeback anytime soon, that’s for sure. “My show business philosophy is: Don’t give the audience what they want. They’re just going to want more cake, until they throw up,” he told the Herald Sun of Melbourne. Instead, Seinfeld is back on the road doing stand-up—some new material, some from his 30-year repertoire of “What’s the deal?” musings. It’s a vast catalog he’s also made available on his new website jerryseinfeld.com. Talk about a high-quality time suck. He posts three different videos a day, including today’s bit: “What’s the deal with the guy who catches a bullet between his teeth? How do you learn to do that? Do they toss it to you a few times? Shoot raisins at you first?” Oct 1, Paramount Theatre, 911 Pine St, 877-784-4849; stgpresents.org